What type of guys you like??? This is the question every gay
asks you often and often. It’s like a chef asking you how you want the dinner
to be prepared and served. And I see no difference in sex and dinner. We eat in
both the ways. Coming back to the question. What type of guy?
Till now I have not set such standards for meeting guys. To be
honest here, I’ve had my fair share of bests and worst. I have met young sexy twinks, elderly sensible
and mature daddies, tall dark handsome hunks, cute puppies, dumb dickheads, and
the man of my life types. So I still don’t know what type of guy can satisfy my
hunger completely. But the interesting part is, you may have a feast today, but
tomorrow morning you will surely be hungry.
There are many things which a “GAY” would expect in a guy he
meets. Let me list some which I know.
11)
Color: is he dark or fair? Some love hot
chocolate while some like caramel sauce.
22)
Appearance: is he well built or lean or plumpy.
90%
would want the 1st type but chubby cheeks also are someone’s
favorite.
33)
Age: I like meeting only guys between 18-25
yrs. seriously!!! In our medical field, everyone between 18-35 are
termed young aged. I’ve seen 40yr old guys who are very sexy in their appearance.
So I don’t think so age really matters even if only sex is in your mind.
44)
Body hair: this is one thing which matters. Some
like it smooth like butter and some love hairy bears. I personally love…well
let me tell u at last.
55)
Scalp hair: long smooth hairs are the most
sought out ones. While curly hairs are many guys’ fetish. But i don’t know why
bald head is a turn off. When u can fantasize Jason Stratham, why not have his
copy on your bed.
66)
Fashion quotient: gays have the most efficient
scanners in their eyes. So beware when u go on a date. Many of my gay friends
are so much particular about the napkin you use to the socks you wear. I personally
don’t have that good fashion sense. But it’s better to dress up sexy.
77)
Accent: this sure should not matter, but many
queers are particular about it. English is the language you should know. But what
if u don’t know it GRAMATICALLY??? You will surely be screwed if that happens,
if the other guy has taken a dip in Thames River. So better brush up your English.
And ya Indian accent is the best. Don’t pretend.
88)
Breath: eww. This would be the response if your
breath stinks. So better maintain good oral hygiene. Before going on a date,
make sure to chew a gum. Clean your tongue with tongue cleaner every day.
99)
Body odour: those netizens who read erotic
stories would know much about it. Gays love the musky sweaty odour of men. Who doesn’t?
But stinky odour is far more different than sweaty odour. So take bath everyday
and use a good deo. Make sure you ooze sex in your odour.
110)
Conduct: “I’d like to meet you for a cup of
coffee before sex” this is the line everyone says at the end of an internet
conversation. Guys like to know the guy eye to eye so that he can have better
sex and also so that he can trust you.
Coming to my choice of guys. Age is
not a matter for me if he looks sexy and decent. I like all colors. Black or
fair or brown. I love tall dark handsome guys. I expect the guy to dress up
decent, not too much queer. I excpect him to speak proper English, don’t pretend.
If u don’t know English, then speak in hindi, kannada, telugu, or sign
language.
Overall, at last, finally, what
matters is that the guy should be good to look and a gem in conduct. If I like
him when I meet him eye to eye, I will have sex with him.
So let me know your choice of
guys.
P.s: I started writing about some
other topic, but ended up with this. So await for my next article which is my
battle with my body.
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